Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You'll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we've included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes.
Here's a sampling:
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why don't zombies eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why did the hen scold her chicks?
They were using fowl language.
What kind of books do skunks read?
Best-smellers!
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
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