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A Girl's Guide to Vampires

Audiobook

Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters:

  • Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.
  • Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.
  • No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.
  • Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!
  • Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.

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    Series: Dark Ones Publisher: HarperAudio Edition: Unabridged

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    • ISBN: 9780062259431
    • File size: 382068 KB
    • Release date: January 29, 2013
    • Duration: 13:15:58

    MP3 audiobook

    • ISBN: 9780062259431
    • File size: 382123 KB
    • Release date: January 29, 2013
    • Duration: 13:15:53
    • Number of parts: 13

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    Fiction Romance

    Languages

    English

    Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters:

  • Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.
  • Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.
  • No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.
  • Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!
  • Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.

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    • Details

      Publisher:
      HarperAudio
      Edition:
      Unabridged

      OverDrive Listen audiobook
      ISBN: 9780062259431
      File size: 382068 KB
      Release date: January 29, 2013
      Duration: 13:15:58

      MP3 audiobook
      ISBN: 9780062259431
      File size: 382123 KB
      Release date: January 29, 2013
      Duration: 13:15:53
      Number of parts: 13

    • Creators
    • Formats
      OverDrive Listen audiobook
      MP3 audiobook
    • Languages
      English